Alone on Valentine's Day again

I've always wondered what would St. Valentine's would think about the day of love had he survived his burning at the stake (or so I am told). Would he ever encounter the Friend Zone, a dreaded black hole of pain and love. Would he have committed suicide because of the all the misery that the lack of love or the pains of love can create....or just being alive for so damned long to learn that his romantic act was in reality a pale naive sham of stupidity and high ideals.

Or would he be the biggest fucking pussy magnet on the earth came Valentine's day, living his life as the Only day you can fuck on planet Earth. Having a world tour leading up to his day in the year where he'll have a big orgy fuck-fest the likes of the porn movie Houston 500. Will him become the rock star of love and embrace the commercial side of Valentine's day; Get your Valentine's Brand Named chocolates and diamonds here folks, only for a limited time. And this year only, the Sybian Saddle and Venus 2000...SIGNED BY THE GREAT ONE HIMSELF! Hide your wallets people, and your heart....Valentine's day is here!